But what the heck is going on with Ron and Anna Winship? They are supposed to be the "Newport Beach Republicans" on the blog, but I am wondering if they are really representing more than just your typical Newport Beach Republicans...
Especially when they say stuff like this:
The inquiry goes something like this: "Are you a
witch?", NO! "Ok, is any member of your family a
witch?" NO!, "OK, so you are saying that you have
never known any witch in your entire life?" NO!....
I am saying I am not a witch and no member of my
family is a witch! "Hmmm, then you are saying
basically that you have never known a witch, never
met a witch, never dated a witch, never attended a
coven meeting, never watched a television program
with witches and in fact are a non-denominational
church going person of good repute...who denies
any connections to the 'Wicked Witches of the West'
or any affiliate organizations?" What do you mean
by Affiliate Organizations Senator?
At first, I thought this was ridiculous... But now, I must admit that this is some of the most brilliant and hilarious CAMP that I have ever seen. OK, I know this sounds crazy, but I'll explain it to you down below...
(Cross-posted at Calitics)
Well, first off, we should define what camp exactly is. From Wikipedia:
Camp (colloquially "cheesy") is an aesthetic in which something has appeal because of its bad taste or ironic value.
So what could possibly have more appeal because of its bad taste than this?
*When people want to know...
they should as of course...
but as we saw in the Monica
knowing what "what" is...
can be a problem without
a shot spot on a dress.
Why did Clinton bomb the
Serbs? The true answer
was that Yugoslavia made
the best and cheapest washers and dryers in all
of the world. Sort of
the Mexico of Europe. It
had nothing to do with
ethnic anything. The Serbs
are the intelligent, caring
people in the world. More
like Americans than most
Americans are....who did
you want us to come clean
on again...Saddam who and
what many groupg of Arab
terrorists again? The
Serbs never bombed any
US Target ever...so should
Hillary now answer for the
bombing of Serbia?
"Sophmoric", "Naive" or "Moronic"? - you pick!
Now they were asked why Bush Administration officials shouldn't be subpoenaed to tell the truth about all the disaster that they have heaped upon this nation...
Yet instead of receiving a coherent response from the Winships, they get this crazy rambling about Yugoslavia, cheap washers and dryers, and Serbs possibly being "more like Americans than Americans are". At first, I wondered more ridiculous this could get...
Then it dawned on me: This may be the most amazing piece of camp since The Eurythmics did their classic AND classy music videos in the 1980s:
This makes so little sense, yet it makes such high art.
Ok...there are reasons to have subpoenas....valid, true
and honest reasons. But to what end and what purpose?
Public Inquiry should always be demanded by the Citizens
...no matter what community. What we disdain....is the
political forays into the realm of watching Fox News...
with its yelling and screaming or MSNBC with its Hardball
yelling and screaming or CNN with its cynical low key...
whisper campaigns "psst..is the president is a jerk...
ya think?" "He seems in big trouble now....!"
All in all when bureaucrats steal money, misappropriate
funds for others, use their power for personal gain,
molest children, perform a capital or felonious crime
....then....and only then we probably need the subpoena
....but till that day?
Wait a minute... Didn't the Republicans do ALL OF THIS during their unchecked years of hegemonic power from 2001 to 2006? I mean, after all, isn't this why Congressional Democrats are asking for subpoenas in the first place?
But whatever, I guess facts shouldn't get in the way of such perfectly absurd yet brilliantly humorous camp.
The reality is - that there was a "Watergate"...thank
you Richard Nixon for being the "putz" that you were
in this regard! People like Hillary Clinton and Fred
Thompson were the legal eagles that did the research.
We still remember the Democrats piling on the likes of
Halderman, Erlichman and the rest. It was sad. John
Dean the saddest...as the turncoat with the sexy wife
.....who did what? How about those McCarthy hearings?
Those were popular television fare. What happened to
the Warren Commission? They never got much play on the
TV did they? Why do you suppose? The Waco hearings
were the best we have ever gotten to see. There never
were open hearings on Whitewater....wonder why?
Ah, can't you just see Susan Sontag rolling in her grave as she cannot resist to laugh at what the genre she so loved has become.